Saturday, January 1, 2011

We Don't Need No Stinking Resolutions

We don't make resolutions, for we have The Plan!

It is subject to constant revision, as most plans are, according to the whims of clients and vagaries of the real world. It also goes-to-hell-in-a-handbasket when you least expect it... as most plans do.

Thankfully, we also have The Rules!

Rule Number One: Follow The Plan! 

If something goes wrong it must be someones fault. When this occurs, the person whose fault it is goes on THE LIST!

Rule Number Two: In cases of failure, refer to Rule Number One!

May wisdom be your guide and fortune be the path you follow.

Here's wishing all of us a wise and fortunate year.

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